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Shopping Fun With Cooler Shopping UK
Fed up of shopping for a while? In need of a quick break? Well
at Cooler Shopping we're here to entertain you.
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"Marriage is the alliance
of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and
the other who never forgets them."
- Ogden Nash
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Have some fun with these ONline Games... |
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Tetris
The all time classic block building game, free for you to play online, right
here at Cooler Shopping UK! Go on, drive yourself nuts for 10 minutes,
you know you want to! |
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Snake
Can you keep this very hungry snake satisfied? Guide your snake around
the maze and keep running over the food otherwise the poor old snake
will expire!
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Sheepish
A wonderfully simple game based on the arcade classic game of Frogger. Simply
guide your sheep to safety across busy roads, and the raging river. Simple! |
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Magic Balls
As simple as they come and fiendishly addictive to play. Magic Balls is all
about matching up your balloons and bursting them when you get 3 or more
connected. |
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Penguin Push
Penguin Push is a maze based puzzle game that will test your skill as you
try to safely guide your penguin past the obstacles and problems found
in every day penguin life! |
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funny Jokes & Stories... |
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A man was driving along the highway, and saw
a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved
to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit
jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to
the side of the road, and got out to see what had become
of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.
The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving
down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the
man what was wrong.
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I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally
hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She
walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents
of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its
paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards
away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped
down the road, another 50 yards, turned, waved and hopped
another 50 yards.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance
could be in the woman's spray can!
He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your
spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read
the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead
hair. Adds permanent wave. |
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